there is a poltergeist that jermy told me of once
like bacteria it multiplies until there are tens of thousands of them
they only grow on the underside of your bed sheets
in the darkness it grows
it likes to tickle your feet
but it is only teasing
it only tickles before it eats
and it is a hungry ghost
it only likes the taste of sweaty feet
you can't walk on your ankles
if you can then you learned
you shouldn't let sweaty feet stink up your bacteria ridden bed
or else you will have no feet