Tour Dates

Yeah... right... we have lots of shows coming up...

     We don't even have any real songs, yet (emphasis on the YET). I mean, sure, we have our smash hit "Carpet Killer," but we haven't even practiced it enough to play it for other people yet. Well, at least not enough to get paid for playing it.

     On second thought, we might be able to stretch our one song into a half-hour set or so. If there are any potential employers out there reading this, drop me a line. You know where to reach me. Trust me, you do.

July 29, 2002

     On a sad note, there will no longer be any opportunity for blake and I to play together. Blake and I have both passed on. Either that, or Blake decided not to come back to school. At any rate, Rocket Powered Viking FUNeral is now my solo effort. I intend to keep the music of RPVF alive in the hearts of children everywhere. If anyone wants to be a part of the legacy of Rocket Powered Viking FUNeral, now would be a good time to sign up. All you have to do is be able to play the guitar, and play it better than I do. Or not better than I do. Just play. Maybe you don't even have to play the guitar. There's always been an opening for a spoon player.